Mysterious Theologian: Ben
According to Wikipedia, “An allergy is a hypersensitivity disorder of the immune system. Allergic reactions occur when a person’s immune system reacts to normally harmless substances in the environment. A substance that causes a reaction is called an allergen. These reactions are acquired, predictable, and rapid.” Therefore…
Oh All-Knowing Allergy, all the world is filled with your wonder. Bless me with your hypersensitivity, that I might react with passion to the humblest of your creations. When lost in thought, I wander past a hillside in bloom, bring tears to my eyes. When I ignore the playfulness of kittens, raise up my skin in hives to praise you with rosy color. When trees make love and shower the earth with their pollen, and I but think of my chores, trumpet forth from my nose and mouth, that, surrounded by the sylvan circle of life, all the world might say to me, “God bless you.” Amen
CHALLENGE: Alright, I’m going to start including the challenges with the prayers. So Chase, your next challenge is: Used Gum!